No. But. SEROUS MOMENT … My mom bought #dunkaroos 😱😯 #whatishappening

Just a HAWT “day-off” date w myself. #toohotohandle #godimboring

Rule #1

Boatcrusin

Now

dangles on a string/like slow spinning redemption … #dbc

dangles on a string/like slow spinning redemption … #DBC

The motto

When your day off is thursday. You drink on a thursday. #thisishappening

Somewhere in Portugal aka heaven. #fullonfetish #giraffes #dorkdontcare

Gotta love that “recommended for you” section. I fancy it, in fact. #redsolocuplife #fancy #sothisishappening

Orchid re-growth as I predicted. #startedfromthebottomnow …

New perspective. If only I didn’t love sleeping so hard. #lazygirlgoals

Why does this song sound exactly like Bieber to me? Just me? No? ….. #jasuuunnnnderulo #allihearisboyfriend

You know your parents are OFFISH ‘snow birds’ when @diclemente starts baking ‘spontaneously’ #happy4th I guess … πŸ“πŸ°πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ›³οΈπŸ—½πŸ’ƒ

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